If I Were, I'd Be...

Apparently no one is sure who started this, but I wanted to play along. I got it from Lori at RRSAHM. If you want to play along, copy and paste it.

If I Were, I'd Be....

If I were a month, I'd March with the sunny days and the dark, grey days.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be midnight, that time right in between the days.

If I were a planet, I'd be a moon, a beacon of light guiding you through the darkest nights.

If I were an animal, I'd be a swallow. In sailor lore, they mean that you're almost home.

If I were a direction, I'd be one step forward, two steps back.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a papasan.

If I were a liquid, I'd be cherry rum, it's so sweet you can sip it by itself but it still burns.

If I were a gemsotone, I'd be amber.

If I were a tree, I'd still be a dogwood tree.

If I were a tool, I'd be knife.

If I were a flower, I'd be a moonflower.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be rain on a warm day.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be an acoustic guitar.

If I were a color, teal.

If I were an emotion, I'd be anxious.

If I were a fruit, kiwi.

If I were a sound, I'd contended sigh.

If I were an element, I'd be water.

If I were a car, I'd be a VW Beetle.

If I were a food, I'd be cherry pie.

If I were a place, I'd be that one perfect spot by the lake where you can hang out and swim all day.

If I were a material, I'd be worn out flannel from one of my dad's old shirts.

If I were a taste, I'd be lemon, real lemon that makes your whole face hurt.

If I were a scent, I'd be the smell of sex and men's cologne.

If I were a body part, Id' be old, strong hands.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be an awkward smile.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a pair of painted Chucks.

That was actually pretty fun. Seriously, if you do this, let me know so I can read it.

Sarah